A Tribute To Stupidity

Going to the US

2007-05-21T00:12:00.000+05:30

leaving on the 10th of August.

Shit!

2007-04-23T02:09:00.000+05:30

I ran this blog for only 3 months.........shit, I didn't know that.

Started :- Sunday, August 21st, 2005.

Ended :- December 16th, 2005.

20th Century Boys Volume 22 scanlation

2006-12-29T13:30:00.000+05:30

here's a download link I found to extremely-hard-to-find 20th Century Boys Volume 22 scanlation

20th Century Boys Volume 22

For all those who do not know what "20th Century Boys" is and do not read manga, you guys are losers....that's that..

2006-04-08T17:11:00.000+05:30

am i supposed to post regularly?
hmm....
i forget.

2006-03-17T10:40:00.000+05:30

everyone knows,
yet no one fights......
haha
cowards!

2006-03-11T14:49:00.000+05:30

haha
yes i know that my results came out but then again who can care about the results on a day like this.
life feels so beautiful on days like this.........i guess.....
standing on the top floor of my school feeling the breeze.
having buddies running around panicking at the fact that they might flunk xD
me running around with a newspaper in my hand whipping everybody who comes close......then being chased by so many people ........ haha
Guess that's one thing that i'll miss when i leave school.
got only a year left in my school, or maybe less, god damn.
i love my school so much.
been through so many things here
its shaped who i am today
gonna miss Xaviers like hell.
then again , who can not miss the FRIKIN BEST SCHOOL EVA !!!

got brains?

2006-03-01T17:07:00.000+05:30

try the hardest riddle on the net :-

NOT PRON

man this is frikin hard........

Elasto mania ( elma )

2006-02-22T13:39:00.000+05:30

ELMA!!! (short for elasto-mania)
One of the best games i've ever played........
though it seemed lame at first after a while it became so AWESOME!
and its only 3.5 MB

Download it here

(oh and btw after/if you finish level 29 ...... watch the replay titled "29mopo" .....
that's the world record for that level :)

(p.s. all the records with mopo in their title are the world records for the specified level)

2006-01-05T19:52:00.000+05:30

a visit to Nicco Park on a weekday confirmed my suspicion that Calcutta's population is WAY more than the estimated figure.

Soporific -- The illustration

2005-12-16T00:15:00.000+05:30

LOLZAA!!

Soporific -- illustrated :)

(note -- may take a minute to load )

(special thanks to moozikal moskitto )
(i found the link to this at her blog :)

(oh yes you can also try this with "The Panty song" but be prepared for some very perverted results :P)

B C Sutta

2005-12-11T18:49:00.000+05:30

WOOOOOOOOO

Sutta na Mila

amazing dl it now~~

Snippets -- pent'yumm' (the illustration)

2005-12-03T23:16:00.000+05:30

lets us start off by pointing a finger at this CHEAP BASTARD
yes we see him sipping his Earl Grey tea in peace, while he leaves the rest of us drooling.

Me :- "DUDE buy me something"
CB :- "tut tut , next time my boy"
Me :- "WTF!"
CB :- "The prices in Barista are too expensive"
Me :- "........"

( Note :-
#1 -- CB lives in the US
#2 -- he got up went to the Barista counter to look at the food twice ,but didn't buy anything.
#3 -- HE STILL HASN'T BOUGHT ME ANYTHING !!! )

(okie okie Ani no offense just a joke :P)

and here we see the complete pic
and my lovely big D (the one in the middle)
(hmmm...........Telytoot is gaping........odd isn't it.....nahh it isn't odd...........considering the fact that the picture was snapped when a chicken sandwich was being eaten)
(note :- can you spot the chicken sandwich ??)
(p.s. i still regret not drinking that coffee in the middle)
(well atleast i was stuffing my face with sandwiches and my special coffee at that time)

CHOKE
yes those are blood stains
(notice the white thing is this chaps mouth???)
(i wonder what it is hmmm.............)
(but of course i forgive this chap for he did treat me to a hell lot of stuff a few days later)
(Ani you're treat is still pending.........I won't forget this)
(and to all who fainted after seeing the blood stains........actually they are just chocolate stains.......^reddened^ by the flash :P)

feel the love
hehe here we see panty doing what he does best :P
(even the other dude seems delighted xD)
(oh and btw that's me in the background getting kicked by my big D :)

is it just me or do these two dudes look like they are enjoying themselves a LOT
(gives one ideas doesn't it???)

Soporific

2005-12-02T22:30:00.000+05:30

it seems that the tags keep coming
ahh well
Got tageeeeed by Melchi , ooh boy :(
these things are bad for lazy slobs like me
this is what i have to do
1. Go to Dictionary.com and find out the word of the day.
2. Using Google search for images, find a picture of this word that strikes you the most.
3. Write a ten line riff such that the meaning of the word is brought out within the first five lines.
4. Tag three unsuspecting souls.

and guess what i got at Dictionary.com
soporific -- Of, relating to, or characterized by sleepiness or lethargy.
fitting isn't it ?

ahh well
google images wasn't problematic though

ahh well riff-raff here it comes :--

(side note :- "Soporific" is a new age fatness spa that has just come out.Following the success of the Amitabh Bachpan Kaun Banega Kootta-abhi rap, it has come out with an all new and super-cool punk-ass rap as an advertisement.Here are the lyrics)

Soporific yea yea!
Soporific woo woo!

Our spa, it's the coolest thing on the bay,
turn your fitness into fatness,10 kgs a day.
Pay us, so that you can relax,
we'll turn you're breasts into boulders in no time flat.
Soporific,yoyoyoYO!!!
^Become the complete slob!
we'll even let you name your new belly "bob"^
Soporific,yoyoyoYO!!!
make your body beefy
name yourself tubby
run around in your undy
sing humpty dumpty
Soporific,yoyoyoYO!!!
the one and only spa
where the men wear bras
Soporific,yo YO!!!

Soporific,join us, cuz we're PHAT!!!

ohh yes and i tag MarMar , Krishanu ^Soporifica^ , and Pip Squeak .

Snippets -- the pent-yumm theory

2005-11-23T15:45:00.000+05:30

well it seems the fireworks have already started
(am refering to pip squeak's post of course :)
here's my account of the great 3rd golbbor's meet

This time I actaully found the place were the golb teem was held ( Park street Barista)
(note :- this is all thanks to Spectre who managed to stop me as i was passing Barista)

and another record was broken.
We (me and Spectre) were the first people to arrive : O
anyway we got ourselves a table and this is what happened afterwards...

Waiting --

Spectre -- d00d where are the bloggers?
me -- wtf i don't know
*a dude enters,buys himself a chocolate cake,sits and starts eating alone
me -- *drool drool*
Spectre -- ??WTF??
me -- *stare stare*
dude -- *stuffs large helpings of cake into his mouth*
me -- SPECTRE MAN!!! BUY ME SOMETHING!!
Spectre -- WTF!! its been only 2 seconds and your asking me for food again?
Spectre -- ahh well i am a bit hungry, so lets get something.
me -- *WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
Spectre -- *orders coffee and a sandwich for me and a potato croissant for himself*
me -- *YEA YEA YEA YEA YEA*
*a girl enters, walks directly to dudes table and starts talking to the dude
Spectre -- hmmmm........
me -- *yum yum*
me -- MAN YOUR COFFEE IS AMAZING xD
Spectre -- hehe
*Sphinx enters , chats for like 5 mins and then leaves for Animation class.
me -- WTF he left without buying me anything.
Spectre -- lol!
*dude and girl walks up to us
dude -- um, are you by any chance here for a blogmeet?
me -- yea
dude -- hi!
me -- and you are
dude -- Pip squeak
me -- YO DUDE!!!
me -- and you are ?
girl -- Mandy :)
me -- hey,I'm Insanity and this is Spectre
Mandy -- Ghosty?
me -- hehe yea ghosty
Spectre -- nono its Spectre
Mandy -- nooo GHOSTY!!!
me -- umm have a seat.
*everyone seats themselves
me -- *remembers that pip squeak had choco cake without sharing*
me -- U BASTARD!!
me -- *chokes pip squeak*
Pip squeak -- wtf??
me -- now buy me something :)
Pip squeak -- gasp gasp

Homophobia --

me -- so you are THE homophobe!
Pip squeak -- well yes i am a ^bit^ homophobic but not as much as you think i am.
me -- waa loook a GAY!!!!
Pip squeak -- HUH??? WHERE WHERE??
me -- lol jokin!
me -- see you are homophobic.
Pip Squeak -- Well i am a bit more homophobic than most people , but that's because i've had certain ^experieces^ in my life that made me homophobic
me -- experiences?
Pip squeak -- yea experiences.
me -- uhh k.

Kiddo --

**Mandy and Telytoot were outside while we were continuing with our discussions
me -- so pip squeak you've read all the ......
Telytoot -- *wave wave*
me -- ??wtf??
Telytoot *wave wave*
me - *goes outside to find out what's happening*
Telytoot -- hey can you please get rid of this kid whose been annoying us
me -- *notices a kiddo trying to sell something to Telytoote and Mandy*
me -- hmmm...
kiddo -- *catches hold of my finger*
me -- huh?
kiddo -- Aabhi tumko nahin chhodoonga (I'm not going to leave you)
me -- umm hey, can you buy me a drink ???
kiddo -- *shocked*
kiddo -- *???????????????????????????????*
kiddo -- *ye pagal hai*
kiddo -- *runs away*
me -- bah!

Co(u)ming out of the closet --

*everyone discusses Pip squeak's homophobia
Maru -- so you're telling us that you're gay.
Pip squeak -- nono i've just had certain ^experiences^ which have made me gay!
Spectre -- you know something, the people who are self-proclaimed homophobes are the ones who are the closet gays.
me -- lol so when are you coming outta the closet?
Pip squeak -- ???coming out of the closet???
Spectre -- see, he's going to turn 18 soon so i bet that as soon as he turns 18 he'll finally ^come out of the closet^
Mandy -- how do people come out of the closet?
Ani -- they open the door and walk out.
me -- nono, ^special^ people(like Pip squeak) have a certain style you know.Like , i bet Pip squeak will kick the door open,walk out like a Bollywood filmstar and with one pull, tear his shirt open, raise his hands and finally reveal the trooth :)

The blogmeet was on the whole really enjoyable.As good as the previous one.
Got to discuss Naruto with Pip squeak,freeloaded as if there was no tomorrow,managed to get beaten up by big D(Fishhater), met MarMar, Mandy and Ani.
Telytoot and Panty also showed up for the meet.

(side note :- ANI i'm not going to forgive you for not buying me anything.JUST wait till the next blogmeet)

Studs

2005-11-21T16:41:00.000+05:30

Disclaiming thingy :- If you don't live in Calcutta then you may have a difficulty understanding this post.

Ever noticed some of the boys in your school/college......the dudes with the brown dye-job, the "aaste ladiss" smile,the i-don't-know-nothing-except-bengali and the everything-that-is-not-bengali-is-lameass attitude, and of course the ever popular "E,Keliye Debo" voice ?
well they are the one and only "STUDS"
one of my friends defined "studs" as people who are super cool, dudes who can impress the ladies and at the same time be the "boss" of a gang of chamchas.
well i definitely think they fit the description.
I mean like come on,
who can resist a guy showing off his chest hair, combing his hair whenever a female approaches, manage to be called the "da" of the neighbourhood and at the same time say the famous, " E, Keliye debo" line whenever anyone argues with him.
we should all become like these studs.
so i thought about it and well here's "how to become a stud" :-

#1 -- learn the lingo ( u gotta say stuff like "e,saalaa" and "keliye debo" all the time)
#2 -- get those reflexes ( it takes practice to be able to move your hand to your hair the moment a female approaches)
#3 -- get that smile. ( u can't do without the smile,nono. and it needs to spell "aaste ladiss" without actually saying it.)
#4 -- learn to impress those "Babe"s ( remember that piglet :)
#5 -- add da "da" to your namea ( very very important, like how can u have a Bappida without the "da") (this also certifies that you have some chamchas)
#6 -- you need brown brown and more brown (run and dye your hair nowww, its CRUCIAL)
#7 -- Get the body odour(not only do you need to look and feel the part, but you also got to smell it.Note :- just having the body odour of a roadside animal isn't enough)
#8 -- and lastly get those clothes. ( preferably the spacy ones which show just enough of your chest hair)( if your going all out wear a sando(what men wear while gym-ing) :)

though dictionary.com defined studs as "A group of animals kept for breeding"
hmmm.......

2005-11-20T20:38:00.000+05:30

These two have to be the greatest pieces of art that i have seen :)
the first one is by Mandy and the second one is by big D(Fishhater)
luv ya both big D and Mandy.

2005-11-10T20:28:00.000+05:30

LIFE IS JUST KICK ASS !!!!!!!
HELL YEA~~

Snippets part FO

2005-11-07T21:57:00.000+05:30

It goes on and on and on :D

forever and ever
here it is
the MSN conversation of the decade
The only problem is that the emoticons are missing :(

Shobhik has been added to the conversation.

Bananadine High!!! says:

WASSUP

ui foreva and eva says:

POONTY

Shobhik says:

ui foreva and eva says:

YOSH~~

ui foreva and eva says:

this is MAROOOOOOOo

Shobhik says:

whos banadine?

Bananadine High!!! says:

MOI

Bananadine High!!! says:

is da

Shobhik says:

wat?

Bananadine High!!! says:

MARU MARAUdA

Shobhik says:

oh hi!

ui foreva and eva says:

lol

ui foreva and eva says:

say YO

Shobhik says:

Bananadine High!!! says:

ui foreva and eva says:

good doggy

Shobhik says:

good bitch

Bananadine High!!! says:

inevitable

ui foreva and eva says:

wotis?

Bananadine High!!! says:

that answer

Bananadine High!!! says:

say the word dog

ui foreva and eva says:

ahh

Shobhik says:

dog

Bananadine High!!! says:

and u can b sure its round the cor na

Bananadine High!!! says:

bitch

ui foreva and eva says:

i never reply to "dog with "bitch*

ui foreva and eva says:

i give much worse shit

Shobhik says:

lampost then?

Shobhik says:

or sumthin else?

Bananadine High!!! says:

lampost

ui foreva and eva says:

WTF

Shobhik says:

i dont think ui understood

ui foreva and eva says:

WHAAAA THE FRIKIN FAAK

Shobhik says:

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA....shut up already

Shobhik says:

HELLOOOOO>>>>>

ui foreva and eva says:

explain plz

Shobhik says:

ok...

Shobhik says:

dogs on da road...

Shobhik says:

...they piss on lampposts

Shobhik says:

and the lampposts do nuthin

Bananadine High!!! says:

oh...lamp post

Bananadine High!!! says:

im like whassa lampost

ui foreva and eva says:

; wow :

Shobhik says:

wow what?

ui foreva and eva says:

: :

ui foreva and eva says:

THAT

ui foreva and eva says:

WAS

ui foreva and eva says:

OWNAGE

Bananadine High!!! says:

hes bein sarcastic

ui foreva and eva says:

JOKE

ui foreva and eva says:

j00;

Bananadine High!!! says:

and t very good at it

Shobhik says:

i get the point

ui foreva and eva says:

ok ok

ui foreva and eva says:

poonty

ui foreva and eva says:

were not here to diss ya

ui foreva and eva says:

u guys talk

Shobhik says:

abt wat>

ui foreva and eva says:

anything

ui foreva and eva says:

dude don't ya wanna talk to maru

Bananadine High!!! says:

jus talk man

ui foreva and eva says:

LOL

Shobhik says:

yup definitely...

Shobhik says:

LOL why???

Bananadine High!!! says:

dude....we sound like awkward teenagers being introdiced on a blind date

ui foreva and eva says:

nothing

Shobhik says:

agreed

ui foreva and eva says:

u guys already decided to date?

Shobhik says:

UI, shut up

Bananadine High!!! says:

idiot

Bananadine High!!! says:

im talkin abt all the

Bananadine High!!! says:

talk to m

ui foreva and eva says:

*dead*

Bananadine High!!! says:

u talk

Bananadine High!!! says:

stuff

ui foreva and eva says:

this is funny

Shobhik says:

whats funny?

ui foreva and eva says:

ahh k

Shobhik just sent you a Nudge!

Bananadine High!!! just sent you a Nudge!

ui foreva and eva says:

DUDE THIS IS MAROOO

ui foreva and eva says:

the guy who u said was extremely funny

ui foreva and eva says:

NOW TALK

Shobhik says:

whaaaaaaaaa?????????????????????

Shobhik says:

ui foreva and eva says:

WTF IS WRONG WITH YA ?

Bananadine High!!! says:

im extremely funny

Shobhik says:

YA D00D, WHATS JAMES LIKE?

ui foreva and eva says:

hi i'm stoopid

Shobhik says:

we kno ur st00pid

Bananadine High!!! says:

........................................

Bananadine High!!! says:

okkkkkkkkkkkkkk

Bananadine High!!! says:

dude whowd u manage to delete ur blog

Shobhik says:

i just pressed the delete button

Shobhik says:

okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...........

Shobhik says:

ui foreva and eva says:

Bananadine High!!! says:

damnit ts convo needs to get a life

Bananadine High!!! says:

and i sahll give it life

Shobhik says:

agreed

Bananadine High!!! says:

: ass emoticon here :

ui foreva and eva says:

GOGO

Bananadine High!!! says:

there.....thats much better

Shobhik says:

kool

ui foreva and eva says:

no that was just gay

Shobhik says:

its alive alright

Bananadine High!!! says:

it was just assy

Shobhik says:

asinine as it is, its alive

Bananadine High!!! says:

: ass emo again :

Shobhik says:

fatboy

Shobhik says:

kool

ui foreva and eva says:

kik ass -- quoting Cartman

Shobhik says:

but not half as funny as maru's

Sunshine has been added to the conversation.

ui foreva and eva says:

GUESS WHOZ HERE NOW

ui foreva and eva says:

the one and only

ui foreva and eva says:

SRHINO

Bananadine High!!! says:

whos ts

Sunshine says:

Bananadine High!!! says:

WASSUP

Shobhik says:

ui foreva and eva says:

yoyoyo

Shobhik says:

heh?

Sunshine says:

now get on with the hilarious conversation

Bananadine High!!! says:

: ass EMO :

Shobhik says:

rofl

ui foreva and eva says:

finally

Bananadine High!!! says:

thats abt the funniest tng here

ui foreva and eva says:

YEA

Erratic really has been added to the conversation.

ui foreva and eva says:

now here comes

Shobhik says:

nothing funnier

Sunshine says:

haha

Sunshine says:

nono

ui foreva and eva says:

RUSHAAAAAA

Sunshine says:

you must see this

Erratic really says:

hii

Bananadine High!!! says:

WHASSUP

ui foreva and eva says:

my new sis

Shobhik says:

oh hi!

Sunshine says:

whos rusha now?

Shobhik says:

wassup

ui foreva and eva says:

WASAAAAAAAAP

Erratic really says:

okay.. a lot of people here

ui foreva and eva says:

live journal blogger

Bananadine High!!! says:

rusha is a jackie chan/cris tucka movie

Erratic really says:

nithin much man.. working here

ui foreva and eva says:

nono

Sunshine says:

lol

ui foreva and eva says:

she is RUSHAAAAAA

Erratic really says:

okay man thats a pen name

ui foreva and eva says:

with the big A

Shobhik says:

how many big D's hv u got UI?

Erratic really says:

Im Tania

Sunshine says:

wotis real name?

Sunshine says:

ooooo

Bananadine High!!! says:

like the tennis playa

Erratic really says:

two till now i guess

Erratic really says:

uhh no

Shobhik says:

hehe..

Sunshine says:

what tennis player?

Bananadine High!!! says:

that actually got a LAUGH

Shobhik says:

nurd

Shobhik says:

get over stupidity?

ui foreva and eva says:

LOL

Shobhik says:

its impossible for UI

ui foreva and eva says:

me get over that

Erratic really says:

ok I got no intro to anybody here

ui foreva and eva says:

LOL

ui foreva and eva says:

ok ok

ui foreva and eva says:

HERE COMES DA INTROOOOZ

Bananadine High!!! says:

im MARU

ui foreva and eva says:

me is wun n wonly UI~~

Erratic really says:

okay

Shobhik says:

ok... Im Shobhik (Kanti)

ui foreva and eva says:

nono

ui foreva and eva says:

PANTY

Erratic really says:

jani.. CHOP@ UI

Erratic really says:

okay

ui foreva and eva says:

u buying me a CHOP

Shobhik says:

fuck u UI

ui foreva and eva says:

: O

ui foreva and eva says:

: O

ui foreva and eva says:

CHOP NOW~~

Shobhik says:

whoa chop

Shobhik says:

me tiooo

Shobhik says:

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Shobhik says:

hungry

Erratic really says:

no i asked u to shut up

Shobhik says:

Bananadine High!!! says:

choop

Erratic really says:

who's sunshine?

Shobhik says:

kapeesh

ui foreva and eva says:

Srinjoy

ui foreva and eva says:

SRHINO

Erratic really says:

okay

Sunshine says:

lol

ui foreva and eva says:

SRin - cha-biskoot.blogspot.com

Shobhik says:

hahahahahahaahaaa

Sunshine says:

its 'capiche'

Erratic really says:

I've seen u guys comment on Shonai's Blog

ui foreva and eva says:

actually she is

ui foreva and eva says:

NANDA

ui foreva and eva says:

SRI - NANDA

Erratic really says:

chk'd sometimes

Bananadine High!!! says:

shonai

Sunshine says:

nono

Sunshine says:

please

Sunshine says:

im srinjay

Sunshine says:

SRINJAY

Sunshine says:

SRINJAY

Sunshine says:

SRIN-JAY

Shobhik says:

shona=3tiyo>b_shyo>

ui foreva and eva says:

ahh k as u wish

Erratic really says:

okay okay Srin part is common rite>

ui foreva and eva says:

wtf and there i was thinking shonai == me : cry :

Shobhik says:

yup

Erratic really says:

Shonai - Fishhater

Sunshine says:

yea

Erratic really says:

she's an old frnd

Sunshine says:

ohh yesyes

Sunshine says:

wtf is bananadine high btw?

Erratic really says:

thats has the lyrics - tritio Bishyo..

ui foreva and eva says:

what does unjustified insantiy mean?

Shobhik just sent you a Nudge!

Bananadine High!!! says:

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

ui foreva and eva says:

WTF

UI~~ have just sent a Nudge!

ui foreva and eva says:

BAAGHHAAAAAAA

Bananadine High!!! just sent you a Nudge!

Sunshine just sent you a Nudge!

UI~~ just sent a Nudge!

Ui foreva and foreva : - : plays “knock” wink :

Erratic really says:

okay guys.. stop banging

Bananadine High!!! just sent you a Nudge!

Shobhik says:

what does BAGHAAA mean??????

Shobhik just sent you a Nudge!

Sunshine says:

i will keeg you all for the nudges

Ui foreva and foreva : - : plays “knock” wink :

Bananadine High!!! says:

banging

UI~~ just sent a Nudge!

Bananadine High!!! just sent you a Nudge!

Shobhik says:

not just me..

ui foreva and eva says:

u all gonaa DIEEEEEEE

UI~~ just sent a Nudge!

Shobhik says:

it was UI n Maru

Shobhik just sent you a Nudge!

Bananadine High!!! just sent you a Nudge!

ui foreva and eva winks:

Play "Knock"

Erratic really says:

hmm

ui foreva and eva says:

HELL YEA

Bananadine High!!! says:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaa

ui foreva and eva winks:

Play "Pig"

Shobhik says:

WHAAAAAAAAAAA

Shobhik says:

stop it d00d

Sunshine says:

oh man

Sunshine says:

stop stop

Shobhik says:

stfu

ui foreva and eva says:

yea stfu

ui foreva and eva says:

Shobhik says:

what does ~~ mean???

ui foreva and eva says:

its my symb0l

Erratic really says:

means " whatever"

ui foreva and eva says:

UI~~

Erratic really says:

i think....

Shobhik says:

thx

Bananadine High!!! says:

it menas tilde

Erratic really says:

ohh

ui foreva and eva says:

like ^_^

ui foreva and eva says:

and T_T

ui foreva and eva says:

and xD

Sunshine says:

whass tilde?

Shobhik says:

*_*

Erratic really says:

>"<

Shobhik says:

>_<

Sunshine says:

aww *_* is cute

ui foreva and eva says:

?_?

Bananadine High!!! says:

tilde is what the button is called

Sunshine says:

that used to be my nick

ui foreva and eva writes:

Sunshine says:

which button?

Shobhik says:

Erratic really says:

!_!

Bananadine High!!! says:

o_O

ui foreva and eva writes:

Shobhik says:

|-_-|

Shobhik says:

nice

Bananadine High!!! says:

U_U

Bananadine High!!! says:

"_"

Bananadine High!!! says:

:_:

Shobhik says:

+_+

Erratic really says:

"+"

Shobhik says:

$_$

Erratic really says:

ok E'nuff

Shobhik says:

arright

Bananadine High!!! says:

#_#

Shobhik says:

lets get back to hinglish

Bananadine High!!! says:

fine

ui foreva and eva writes:

Shobhik says:

rite...

ui foreva and eva says:

ahh

ui foreva and eva says:

WASSSSAP Y'ALL

Bananadine High!!! says:

SKY

Shobhik says:

wassup wit u?

Bananadine High!!! says:

etc

Sunshine says:

wow

Shobhik says:

SKY

Shobhik says:

room ceiling

Bananadine High!!! says:

Shobhik says:

me head

Sunshine says:

haha,that was so dumb "sky" lol

Shobhik says:

kg,olv

Sunshine says:

hahahahaha

ui foreva and eva says:

what the fuck

Shobhik says:

wtf

ui foreva and eva says:

i have brain above me

Shobhik says:

hahha

Erratic really says:

yes but its above you...

Shobhik says:

so ur implying the brains external?

ui foreva and eva says:

minute but still.......its better than ceiling and "sky"

Erratic really says:

way beyond your reach I belive

Shobhik says:

p9ylh

ui foreva and eva says:

no my ash iz

Shobhik says:

rofl

Sunshine says:

mummyyyy

ui foreva and eva says:

doggy

Erratic really says:

his brain is external and the connection's Bad

Shobhik says:

lamppost

ui foreva and eva says:

there he is with the lampost again LOL

Shobhik says:

bitch

Shobhik says:

biatch

Erratic really says:

Bitches do lamposts too?

Shobhik says:

yes

ui foreva and eva says:

shobhik should know

Erratic really says:

i thot that was the Dogs work

ui foreva and eva says:

experienced naa

Shobhik says:

no...

Shobhik says:

it was deva's job

Erratic really says:

Whos's Deva

ui foreva and eva says:

again with the deva shit

Shobhik says:

b4 his dog died of excessive fucking

ui foreva and eva says:

lameass poonty

Erratic really says:

Srin not talking much?

Shobhik says:

srin is bein erratic

ui foreva and eva says:

no sh'es practicing her JAY - Z rap ... <>

Shobhik says:

roflmao

Sunshine says:

srin wanting to keeg all

Sunshine says:

ok not rusha

ui foreva and eva says:

DIEEEEEE

Sunshine says:

rusha nice girl

ui foreva and eva says:

BAAAAGHAAAAAS

Erratic really says:

hmm

Shobhik says:

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Shobhik says:

what does baaaghaas mean>???

Erratic really says:

I not getting th point really....

Shobhik says:

neither am i

Erratic really says:

wow..

Shobhik says:

wow wot?

ui foreva and eva says:

wow wot wow ?

Erratic really says:

ahh the point...

Shobhik says:

Erratic really says:

Im trying to get its y exponent rite now

Shobhik says:

ui=st00pid remember...

Sunshine says:

whaaa?

Shobhik says:

the y-exponent probably doesnt exist

ui foreva and eva says:

whaa?

Sunshine says:

now mmaths also?

ui foreva and eva says:

whaa big wurds

Erratic really says:

yeah thats part of the premise

Rishi has been added to the conversation.

ui foreva and eva says:

wh’y’ expojent?

Erratic really says:

Shobhik says:

whos rishi?

Erratic really says:

yeah who's this?

ui foreva and eva says:

WTF

ui foreva and eva says:

WHO THE HELL

Bananadine High!!! says:

Shobhik says:

WHOOOOOOO????

Bananadine High!!! says:

who is tas

Sunshine says:

bnananadine high

ui foreva and eva says:

anonymous commentor on maroo's blog?

Shobhik says:

WHAAAAAAAAAA???

Bananadine High!!! says:

whor u man

Shobhik says:

HOWWWWWWWWWW????

ui foreva and eva says:

who gives a fook

ui foreva and eva says:

lets keeg him too

ui foreva and eva says:

DIE DIE DIE DIE

Rishi has left the conversation.

ui foreva and eva says:

yup

ui foreva and eva says:

i killed him

Erratic really says:

jahh chole gelo

ui foreva and eva says:

HEHE

ui foreva and eva says:

FEAR BLOGLORD~~

Shobhik says:

nice frag bloglord

Shobhik says:

headshot was it?

Shobhik says:

so whos blogking???

Sunshine says:

ou are all returds

Erratic really says:

.....

Shobhik says:

y??

ui foreva and eva says:

BLOGLORD THE PROTECTAH

ui foreva and eva says:

HE KILLS ANONYMOUS COMMENTORS AND PPL WHO DON'T COMMENT

Sunshine says:

not rusha

Sunshine says:

rusha isnice

Shobhik says:

y us???

Sunshine says:

Shobhik says:

ok wot?

Sunshine says:

arijit sett first

Sunshine says:

EXPLAIN your nick!!!

Bananadine High!!! says:

oh.....

Erratic really says:

thanks Sunshine

Erratic really says:

me just listning 4 now

Bananadine High!!! says:

bananadine was a big hoax of the 60s

ui foreva and eva says:

What does Unjustified Insanity mean??

Sunshine says:

UI,CHUP

Shobhik says:

UI, SHUT UP

Erratic really says:

hmm then?

Sunshine says:

what it was?

ui foreva and eva says:

no chop?

Bananadine High!!! says:

they thot that if u smoked dried bananas, u cud get gh

Bananadine High!!! says:

all bogus tho

Shobhik says:

wtf>>

Sunshine says:

hahahhahahhahah

Erratic really says:

hmm

Sunshine says:

really?

Sunshine says:

LOL

Shobhik says:

thats bull

Sunshine says:

must be

Erratic really says:

I hate bananas

Bananadine High!!! says:

bananadine was the substance ment to get u high

Sunshine says:

disgusting too

Shobhik says:

so do i

Shobhik says:

i hate most fr00ts

ui foreva and eva says:

^me feeling overwhelming lust to start da insults^

Bananadine High!!! says:

ah...sum ppl tnk u ARE a fruit ui

Bananadine High!!! says:

and i dont mean u grow on trees

Shobhik says:

I agree

ui foreva and eva says:

i know i am a banana

ui foreva and eva says:

^damn i wanna start the slangs^

Sunshine says:

slangs?

Sunshine says:

lol

Bananadine High!!! says:

swears

Bananadine High!!! says:

doube netedres

Sunshine says:

slang hunny,not slangs

Shobhik says:

khisti marte hole mar na

Erratic really says:

go ahed.. but theres a kidd in here

Bananadine High!!! says:

who

Bananadine High!!! says:

Shobhik says:

who kid?

Sunshine says:

doube netedres,lol,hahahahahhahha

Erratic really says:

nah nah ekta du bochor'er bachha ache

Shobhik says:

maru?

Bananadine High!!! says:

why i never

Bananadine High!!! says:

i mean

Shobhik says:

roflmao

Bananadine High!!! says:

why i NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!

ui foreva and eva says:

ME LOL

Shobhik says:

thnx erratic

Erratic really says:

wat 4?

Shobhik says:

absolutely true

Shobhik says:

what u sed

Bananadine High!!! says:

who

ui foreva and eva says:

LOL

Erratic really says:

UI 's my baby bro

Sunshine says:

its cold

Bananadine High!!! says:

aaaaaaaaaaaaaw

ui foreva and eva says:

DID U C PANTY"S COMMENT

chaotic paradox has been added to the conversation.

Sunshine says:

you feel the nip?

ui foreva and eva says:

who da hell?

Bananadine High!!! says:

Erratic really says:

hey

ui foreva and eva says:

Shobhik says:

khisti marte hole mar na

Erratic really says:

welcome dude

ui foreva and eva says:

LOL

ui foreva and eva says:

LOL

ui foreva and eva says:

PWNAGE

ui foreva and eva says:

WASAAAAAAAAP

chaotic paradox says:

heyyyyy.....

ui foreva and eva says:

hey

ui foreva and eva says:

intro or DIEEEEEE

Erratic really says:

Shut up lill' brp

ui foreva and eva says:

Erratic really says:

Shandar

Erratic really says:

he's a blogger tooo

ui foreva and eva says:

shanda whoda?

chaotic paradox says:

yup

chaotic paradox says:

dekhchi....

ui foreva and eva says:

whaada?

Shobhik says:

shandar junaid?

Erratic really says:

yup

ui foreva and eva says:

nooaa ideaaa

Shobhik says:

da grfx designer guy?

chaotic paradox says:

naada..

ui foreva and eva says:

whaaadaa?

Bananadine High!!! says:

ne here either

ui foreva and eva says:

faaghaa?

Erratic really says:

yes Kanti

chaotic paradox says:

flipped off peeps

Erratic really says:

I"VE GONE INSANE

Erratic really says:

INSANE

Erratic really says:

INSANE

Erratic really says:

WAAIT

Erratic really says:

wtf

chaotic paradox says:

kanti...who kanti.. where kanti..

Bananadine High!!! says:

wow its like an online blogmeet

Erratic really says:

damn

Erratic really says:

st00pid font

Shobhik says:

but thats UIs job

Shobhik says:

kanti=me

Shobhik says:

whos st00pid font?

stupidity at its best~~ says:

rushaaaaa

Erratic really says:

brb

Bananadine High!!! says:

brh]

stupidity at its best~~ says:

lol

chaotic paradox has left the conversation.

stupidity at its best~~ says:

WTF

Shobhik says:

l()l

stupidity at its best~~ says:

lol

Bananadine High!!! says:

cickftw

stupidity at its best~~ says:

WHO DA HELL WAZZAAT

Shobhik says:

L()L

Bananadine High!!! says:

did v drive sum1 off

Erratic really says:

yes

Shobhik says:

who da hell was who?

Shobhik says:

shandar left

stupidity at its best~~ says:

nono

stupidity at its best~~ says:

not we

stupidity at its best~~ says:

Bananadine High!!! says:

Shobhik says:

what then?

stupidity at its best~~ says:

WHODA ISDA SHNDA?

Shobhik says:

anothr blogger

stupidity at its best~~ says:

ooh aa

2005-11-05T22:11:00.000+05:30

oh and btw
I AM FAMBUS~~
The kobi thakoor has written bout moi ~~
titled "oshohoniyo unmottota"
it is AMAZING
(though failed to understand it at first......thank u toote for the translation :)

Snippets partreeeeeeeeeeee

2005-11-05T18:59:00.000+05:30

inspired by the one and only Sagnik

a conv between me and my uncle (yes marmar its my cocku :)

translated convo --

Uncle --you're becoming quite thin these days
Me --no way :)
Uncle --no, you've become really thin, aren't you eating these days??
Me -- *oooooookie losing 2 kilos means really thin :) *
Me -- i can't help it.......i have so many tutions,so much studies, its really tiring.
Uncle -- well you're in class 11 now, its understandable.Still you should eat more.
Me -- heh. Well today i didn't eat anything from the morning. Only one chicken roll.
( OK OK I ADMIT I HAD BREAKFAST BUT LUNCH WAS ONLY ONE CHICKEN ROLL :P)

* STRIKE ONE *

Uncle -- Really?
Me -- yes. i think i'll eat something after i leave.
Uncle -- * hmmm......... *
Me -- * goes all cute eyed with rolling on hand over stomach *
Uncle -- No its ok.I'll take you out .

*STRIKE TWO *

Me-- nono u really don't have to take me out.Its ok i have enough money.
Uncle -- I never take you out.come on lets go.
Me --no. its ok
Uncle -- I'm not gooing to listen to anything else. come
Uncle -- * he's becoming thinner i bet he won't eat much :) *
* WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO YAH YAH STRIKE THREE YER OOOUT~~*

Me -- ahh ok.

Me -- goes,sits,orders,eats,says thank you , leaves.
Uncle -- goes,sits,gasps,gasps again, gets bill , faints.

The original convo -- ( plz don't mind my bengali i suck at it too ~~ )

Uncle -- jaano, aajkal dekhchi tumi to khoob roga hoye jachho
Me -- naki :)
Uncle --Bhishon roga hoye gecho, aajkal ki kichu khaacho naa naki
Me -- *oooooookie losing 2 kilos means really thin :) *
Me -- naa naa khachi, kintu ki korbo ,etto tution porashona etc etc,rest nitey parchi naa
Uncle -- Ekhon to leben(11) e uuthe gecho, aar ki kora jaye
Me-- shotti!
Me -- mane aajke jerokom shey shokaal theke tution-er jonne kichu khai ni .shudhoo ekta chicken roll.

( OK OK I ADMIT I HAD BREAKFAST BUT LUNCH WAS ONLY ONE CHICKEN ROLL :P)

* STRIKE ONE *

Uncle -- shotti?
Me -- shotti. Ekhon bhab chilam je ekhan theke kono ek paraar dokan e giye kichu khey nebo
Uncle -- * hmmm......... *
Me -- * goes all cute eyed with rolling on hand over stomach *
Uncle -- naa jigache cholo tomake aami aajke khaoate niye jachhi

*STRIKE TWO *

Me-- naa naa niye jete hobe naa thigache .
Uncle -- naa naa tomake kokhono niye jaina kothao . Aajke jetey hobe.
Me -- naa naa aami nije giye kichu kheye nebo
Uncle -- Aar kono kotha noye tomake aashtey hobe.
Uncle -- * he's becoming thinner i bet he won't eat much :) *

* WOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOO YAH YAH STRIKE THREE YER OOOUT~~*

Me -- Aar ki bolbo. Thigache.

Me -- goes,sits,orders,eats,says thank you , leaves.
Uncle -- goes,sits,gasps,gasps again, gets bill , faints.

Be AFRAID , BE veeeeeeeryyyyyyy afraid.

UI~~

2005-10-31T13:06:00.000+05:30

I am truly jobless
well here it is
my photo blog :-

I take photos

Snippets part TUUUUU!!!

2005-10-25T16:38:00.000+05:30

a conversation between me and one of my closest pals Decadent Spectre -----

Decadent Spectre:
hello
stupidity at its best:
FEED ME!
Decadent Spectre:
..i pity your future wife...lol
stupidity at its best:
lol
Decadent Spectre:
"Honey, does my ass look nice?"...."Keep quiet bitch I'm eating"
stupidity at its best :
naah it would be like
stupidity at its best:
wife :--"Honey, does my ass look nice?"........
me -- "YO MORE FOOD SLUT"
Decadent Spectre:
lol...even more fun >
stupidity at its best:
yea
Decadent Spectre :
"Uh uH UHHHH AHHHHH...yeaaah that was good"....."Where are you going!? arent you going to talk sweet to me?"...
"No I need food after all that energy was spent"
stupidity at its best :
wife --"Honey,I WANT YOU TO FUCK ME NOWWWW"
me -- "not until you buy me some food :) "
Decadent Spectre:
lol
stupidity at its best:
wife -- "where shall we be going for our honeymoon honey"
me -- "uhhh.......MC'Donald's seems to be a good place.......DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE GIVING pepsi FREE with burgers.(limited time only)!!!!!!!!"
Decadent Spectre :
...i think for you all the buffets at functions for marriage is more than enough reason tomarry anyone....lololol
stupidity at its best:
YEA I'LL GET LIKE A HUUUGE WEDDING CAKE ALL FOR ME.......AND THEN THERE IS THE BUFFET,THE DRINKS AND DESSERT OMG I can't wait
Decadent Spectre :
...i had an idea once...i think youll love it
stupidity at its best :
tell tell
Decadent Spectre :
"USB Stomach"...plug it into your belly button and all the food just keeps going in...when full remove,send with servant to clean,put in second USB stomach...repeat till satisfied with enough food...lol
stupidity at its best :
: O
stupidity at its best says:
WHEEEEEERE DO I BUY IT MAAAAN
stupidity at its best :
I NEED IT YAAAAAAA
stupidity at its best :
but i'll never get satisfied
Decadent Spectre:
lol i dunno i want to buy too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
stupidity at its best :
USB STOMACH THAT WILL BE AWESOME!!!
Decadent Spectre:
lol thats ok you keep using the USB stomachs until they break then buy new ones...with LARGER capacities
stupidity at its best :
: O

Decadent Spectre :
then we will have the Ultimate USB Stomach...you never need to change it...it comes with an incinerator...al;l the food you put it gets incinerated and its the size of an iPod Nano so you just keep it in your pocket go everywhere and keep eating

stupidity at its best :
: O
Decadent Spectre :
^^^
stupidity at its best :
WHERE WHERE!
stupidity at its best:
I NEED IT NOOOOOOW!
Decadent Spectre:
i want it too!
stupidity at its best :
no i need it more than ya
stupidity at its best :
but the way i eat people think i already have an USB stomach

and more made up by yours truly :--

#1
"Honey lets go to Starbucks"
"AGAIN!!! that's you're 57th time this week!
"ye! its a great place"
*we reach starbucks*
"I need to say something"
"I've been waiting for this all my life"
*wife-to-be blushes and thinks i'm going to ask her to marry me*
"I love you with all my heart, I have from the day i was born, will you marry me.......Starbucks?"
*wife-to-be faints*

after marriage :--

#2
Wife : --
"i want to know what he's been hiding from me.I need to find the key to this drawer.Why does he always take it with him?"
"does he keep pr0n, or maybe he's going out with someone else"
*somehow manages to open drawer*
": O its its.............FOOD!!!"

#3
*truck after truck move down the road*
*all of them stop in front of my house*
Buddy : -- hey what the fuck is that?
*wife steps out*
Buddy -- OMG YOU LET YOUR WIFE SHOP THAT MUCH!!*
Me -- "naah that's only this weeks grocery shopping."

#4
wife -- "mmmm......yeah!yeah!honey, i'm i'm comiiiiii...."
me --"BURP!"

2005-10-23T15:30:00.000+05:30

2005-10-23T15:29:00.001+05:30

2005-10-23T15:29:00.000+05:30

2005-10-23T15:17:00.000+05:30

DAMN IT!
I : luv : OREOS AND MILK!

2005-10-23T00:12:00.000+05:30

take my word for it
listen to these songs
they are amazing
(and no not in jap lol)

Here's one song that's been stuck in my head for a loong time
Listen to it here
(if you want the video ask me for it)(the video is really beautiful)
and some music which brings back a lot of my memories (sniff)
HERE
and
HERE

ROFLMAO

2005-10-21T22:50:00.000+05:30

CHECK OUT THESE AMAZING PICS FROM BLOG MEET :D :D
(read my "snippets" post before veiwing these for best results :)

Panty
(with powder still clinging on his neck LOL!)

(Hilarious till once notices the vampiric Srhino in the background)

Telytoot
(the one in the green dress)
(notice the chicken patty she's winking at)
(Hint: its carefully hidden behind the glass :D)

And FINALLY.......
THE "GAY" WAITER
(notice that Telytoot is still winking at the patty :D)
(this picture also shows what chocolate sauce can do to a fish : O)
(Hint : look at the eyes of the bloggers sitting)(notice anything yet?)
(and of course see panty hiding in the distance looking ready to pounce on the unsuspecting)

*hrm as per the wish of some disgruntled bloggers :P i have made my post as anonymous as possible*

Snippets

2005-10-19T17:47:00.000+05:30

from conversations and incidents during the blog meet --

1)LOST or thoroughly confused/Finding T3 ( where bloggers were called on account of blog meet)

Over the phone :-
Panty -- dude T3's near Sify Gamedrome(a gaming cafe) k
Me - ohh then i'll find it.
Panty - k cya there.
*i take bus to Park Street and reach Gamedrome*
Me-- ahh now where is T3???
Me -- *walks walks walks walks*
Me-- *walks some more*
Me -- WHAAAAAAAAAAA? *definitely lost*
Me -- *wtf wtf* like where is the place?
Me -- *get stared at by taxi drivers*
Me -- DAMN YOU PANTY!
Me -- *walks in direction of T3*
Me -- *almost walks past T3 but spots panty*
Panty -- *wave* *wave*
Me -- *wtf! Is that guy waving at me?* *realizes its panty*
Me -- PANTY U IDIOT!
Panty -- *wtf*
Me -- *enters T3 and seats himself*

2) To Tele-tubby or not to Tele-tubby --

Telytoot -- Don't u dare call me Telytoot again! *glares*
Me -- *WHAAA?* *HUH*
Me -- *oh*
Me -- But its such a great name :D :D
Telytoot -- i prefer anything over Telytoot
JAP -- Ahh then we should start calling you Tele-tubby.
Everyone -- HAHAHA ROFL ROFL
Telytoot- *hmph* atleast its better than Telytoot.
Panty -- *whispers* Atleast she doesn't know what you originally intended.
Me -- HEHE :-D

3) GIVE MY COFFEE OR DIE --

Me -- dude your paying for me.
Panty -- WTF!
Me -- yes u heard me.
Panty -- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
Me -- *hehe*
Panty -- damn! only because its the blogmeet.
Me -- *orders coffee with ice-cream :D*
Waiter -- *servers the coffee at the other side other the table*
Me -- WHAA ? WHAA? HEY HEY THAT MY COFFEE.
Panty -- *schemes*
waiter -- * serves coffee*
another waiter -- *serves a whopping triple scoop chocolate sundae to Sphinx
Me -- * : O *
Me -- *get up runs at sphinx and begs for ice cream*
Panty -- * hahaha * * starts drinking the coffee*
Sphinx -- * being the incredibly nice guy that he is offers me ice cream even before he has any :D thanx man ~~ *
Panty -- *drinks drinks*
Me -- *goes back to chair*
Me -- *looks for coffee*
Me -- *WTF WHERE's MY COFFEE * *spots panty*
Me -- PANTY U BIATCH DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Panty and me -- *fight over coffee while JAP takes a picture*
Panty -- *succeeds in finishing more than half* (DAMN YA DUDE)
Me -- *spills sugar all over body*
Everyone -- HAHAHAHAHAHA OMG
Sphinx -- Dude u messed up big time.
Me -- whaa?
Me -- *sits*
Me -- *looks down*
Me -- *spots sugar*
Me -- *whoa nice white crystals*
Me -- wait a sec!
Me -- *: O that's SUGAR!!!*
Me -- *gets up and wipes it off on panty while panty looks the other way*
Me -- *hehe PAYBACK DIEEEEE*
Me -- *finishes panty's cake :D*

4) "gay" waiter -- During the blogmeet all of the waiters were staring at us after the incident between me and panty fighting over coffee.There was one particular waiter who kept on staring

A waiter *comes upto me after coffee fight*-- Sir,could you please keep your voices down for other customers will get disturbed.(He said this very awkwardly in hindi)
waiters -- *stare*
waiters -- *move to take orders from others*
"gay" Waiter -- *stare* *stare*
Me -- panty watch this.
Me -- *waves to waiter in an extremely gay fashion(almost like saying hi)*
Panty -- *WTF*
"gay" waiter -- *: O* *comes upto me*
"gay" waiter -- Haan?
Me -- *leans face over to waiter's*
"gay" waiter -- *: O : O OMG WOOOHOO MY LUCKY DAY HAHAHA YEA YEA*
Me -- Pani.
"gay" waiter -- *heart breaks* *practically stumbles away* *somehow manages to fetch water but spills half of it*
Panty and others -- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG ROFLMAO!

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Apparently an un-nameable source has informed me that some bloggers thought that i am a bully and i am huge/large.
*ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING ASS OUT*
Thank you for visiting and have a nice day :) .
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA moo~~

2005-10-17T20:38:00.000+05:30

HAHAHA
FRIKIN BSNL DUDES KISS MY ASS!!!!
YEA YEA YEA
THIS ROX ROX RAUX!
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

(in case your wondering why , i downloaded 22 GB last month and was supposed to get a Rs. 13600 bill but since i dl'ed most of that 22 GB between 2 am - 8 am[BSNL NIGHT UNLIMITED!!!] i got charged only Rs 105 extra instead of a whopping Rs. 13600!!)

2005-10-17T11:41:00.000+05:30

My Manga Collection!

GOLB TEEM :D :D!!

2005-10-16T20:22:00.000+05:30

am back from singapore.
got thoroughly sunburnt @ Phuket,Thailand.
did para-sailing , rode a water scooter and a speed boat,did snorkeling all @ phuket.
In singapore i ATE,shopped,ATE,saw some sights,ATE,shopped again,ATE,ATE,ATE,slept.
which resulted in me growing fatter :S
oh yea
went to Cal Blog Meet today.
Had a very hard time finding T3. I followed panty's directions and went to Sify gamedrome and kinda got lost lol.So i was wandering around Park street when i suddenly spotted Panty waving.
met a lot of bloggers and had loads of fun :D
JAP kakoo footed my bill so thanx :D :D
much was freeloaded :)
I really liked all the bloggers , nice people.
sadly lots of people missed the meet :S
t'was fun
t'was fun

and all thou great bloggers get linked here ~~
babble babble, dole , biraat bong , jady , japkakoo , panty , telytoot, krishy , laura , rimi, ur , sphinx , srhino and 2yearold !!!

HATIIIIIII

2005-10-16T10:14:00.000+05:30

This is a reply to Melchizedek's post here :D

NOTE:- The man in the picture is NOT me.He is the guy who feeds the HATI!

IIPM

2005-10-14T11:49:00.000+05:30

UP YOURS!!!

WHAAAAAAA???

2005-10-08T11:29:00.000+05:30

ahh well
i'll be off to singapore today :)
missing pujas :cry:
will be back on 15th so everyone
Happy Holidays !!
enjoy yourselves and have fun!
(yes i know that u will be missing me but what can i dooo?)(LOL!)
(i'll be missing the blogosphere too)
ahh well
here's something to chew on while i am away:-

There are only 3 passengers in Train A and only 3 men in House B.The 3 passengers in train A get off and goto house B and the 3 men in house B go and get in train A. Train A leaves the station.The next day Train A comes back.There are only 3 passengers in train A.The 3 passengers leave the train and goto house B.The men in house B stay in house B.The next day Train A returns with no passengers onboard.All the people in house B board train A.
How many people are there in train A ?

55 again

2005-10-05T21:27:00.000+05:30

Psycho , Calm Diddy , sl^sh3r,
Oye bubbly!, ?!?WAKAO?!? ,
Panty ,Kunti,
Gayva , FAT-E , FAT ASS , PASHURAJ!!!,
SHUV DATA, PACHHOO , MALA DAAS , SUNBARA , GORUDA ,
BURNIK , MJ , ANAI , DOI , DANNY , FRIKI , DADU , DUFFER !!!
DHUR KATUA! , SHUORER BACHHA! , HATIR NATI! ,
KUJUR KHUJUR KHEJUR HUJUR DHUR! ,
E KAJA KAJA KAJA KAJA KAJA KAJA ,
ARREH! ,
TUUJIBI ,
POTTY !HAGA !POTTY! HAGA! ,
FAH AUF!!!!!!!

The above words occupy a very special place, somewhere deep down.......in my ass!

Since i wrote another 55 word taggy thingy it is my duty to tag others!
thus i tag,
XavRock
Indibloggers
The Truth Laid Bear

tagfaglaggagnag !

2005-10-03T09:33:00.000+05:30

There she was before me.
Looking as beautiful as the last time i saw her.
She was waiting, waiting for me.

I entered her and revisited the joys that I had last experienced so long ago.

And then it was over.

I did not want to leave her. But it was time.

As I walked away I looked back to see her one last time.

The neon sign glowed to show her true beauty.

It said, “Welcome to McDonald’s!”.

yes i know it was supposed to be a 55 word story but what the heck!
Thank you Alice for the tag.
I now tag
SPHINX
The Absolutist
Decadence
Basu
Ms. Jones
and PUTU

BIRTHDAY BUMPS!

2005-09-30T15:36:00.000+05:30

I guess all of you have experienced this before.
(if you haven't you've missed one of the greatest experiences life can give you!)

As i approached the gates of my school,I remembered what happened last year.
Somehow the class had found out that it was my birthday last year and everyone rushed at me when i entered.Seconds later i found myself floating horizontally in the air and people kicking me like crazy!Somehow i managed to stand up but i was really dazed.I was about to go sit down when everybody shouted "TREEEEEEEEEAT!"
(yup i was screwed)

This year it was even better(or worse whatever the case maybe)!
As i entered the school field suddenly someone shouted "Look he's here!"
I heard a loud sound behind me.
i turned around to see Devaditya(he's 16 and he's above 90 kgs)(I believe that describes him best) running at me at full speed (if you call that running)!
I looked left.There was Kazi (A i-go-to-gym-everyday type of guy)
On the right was the wall.
As i looked forward and I saw PANTY!
(I thinkyou can guess which way i ran)

I managed to escape them by running into my class just as the teacher entered.
As i looked around it seemed as if everybody knew that today was my birthday :O
!SHUDDER!.......My birthday bumps were coming.......!SHUDDER!
As soon as the bell for the break rang and the teacher left the class Deva literally came and jumped on me making me fall onto the ground.
(TRUST ME WHEN I SAY YOU DON'T WANT A 90 KG+ KID JUMPING ON YOUR BACK)
I somehow stood up again to find a mob of people running at me!
(just picture yourself alone backed into a corner and a mob of people running at you as if they are gonna eat you)(and all of them are men!)(ok maybe one shemale)(I know what your thinking but sadly it ain't panty)
I was flung up into the air again and felt a number of shoes kicking my ass.
This time the kicks were much harder than i remembered(probably because my class is located on the second floor this year)(last year it was first floor).
As i lay down on the ground panting for breath I was lifted up again.I opened my eyes to see four people carrying me downstairs to the canteen.
(They flung me into the canteen and shouted "TREEEEEAT!" again)
My buddies then procceded my drenching me in coke and sprite and making me pay for the coke and sprite.( and also 10 chicken rolls + ice cream)

t'was fun!
t'was fun!

Flashy Flashy

2005-09-30T15:29:00.000+05:30

Flashy Flashy

*I know what you are thinking and no its not related to my life in any way whatsoever*

SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MEEEEEEE!

2005-09-29T09:45:00.000+05:30

yup you guessed it today's my birthday!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
WOOOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
YAH!
hope everyone has a great day today!
Thanks for visiting!

Douglas Adams!

2005-09-25T12:08:00.000+05:30

In this humongous gigantic world, there are very few people who think like me.Sadly I haven't found anyone in my city(Calcutta) who thinks like me(or anywhere else in India for that matter).
But i have successfully managed to locate a person who lived in the UK and then in the US who well thought like me in ways more than one.I believe that if i was compared to him then he would have obviously been the more intelligent but i truly believe that most of our thought processes would be similar if not the same.
That person is Douglas Adams.
He was the author of books such as The Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy(now a movie),The Dirk Gently Omnibus,The meaning of Liff and The Last Chance to see.
He was a genius who expressed himself in an extremely silly way and at the same time succeeded in expressing himself completely.If u read between the lines of what he says u get a whole new view of him!He is the only person i have known who was a genius and yet still admitted that some geniuses do express themselves in a extremely silly way!

And example to prove this :-
If you have read The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy you must agree with me when i say that it was a splendid and superbly hilarious read!Well the fact is that everything in Hitchhiker's is connected to real life in many ways.And believe me it is extremely difficult to find the connections.That is where Douglas was a genius at.He could hide the connections in such a way that it would strike the reader as positively funny but would leave no trace of a connection being there.
If you want to try and uncover the connections believe me when i say that you will need a vast knowledge in modern physics ( String Theory , Chaos Theory, The Theory of Networks etc etc)
Now on with the example,
If you remember there was one point in The Hitchiker's Guide where Douglas stated that if anyone anywhere found out the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything then the Universe would be replaced by another.He also stated that some people where of the notion that this had already happened.
At first glance there appears to be nothing hidden here but if you read up on String Theory, Chaos etc etc it is mentioned that parallel universes are like membranes.These membranes constantly move towards one another until finally collision occurs and the result is THE BIG BANG!
Both of the universes get engulfed in flames and heated up to an extremely hot temperature(hotter than the sun).
In the example i put forth Douglas states this entire theory by saying that the Universe would be recreated if anyone anywhere found out the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything.Its really simple actually.When a person finds out the meaning of Life, The Universe, and Everything his universe collides with a parallel universe and thus the Universe is "recreated" in a way!

Douglas is and will always be my favourite author! He died of a heart attack a few years back and now I can never meet him.It is one of the saddest things that has ever happened to me.It hurts.This is a tribute to the great person that Douglas Adams was. I have another Tribute to him somewhere on this page. Try finding it!
Oh Yes!I also own all of his books except The Last Chance to see which i could not find in any bookstore!(Yes i own the original Hitchhiker's Radio scripts too :)
Though he may not be alive in the living world right now he will always be alive in my heart,my very soul.
and Douglas,
Thank you!

FAH - AUF!!!

2005-09-22T07:43:00.000+05:30

while reading a two word post at another site(hint := yes it is the yeti site)
i just remembered that i had invented a much better way of saying "Fuck Off"!(according to me)
try pronouncing it as "Fugh off"(pronounce the "ugh" very fast so that the person hearing it is not able to recognize whether u said "ugh" or "uck")
(and the "off" is pronounced as "Auf".......this too is pronounced very fast")
(try not pronouncing the "auf" like a german xD)

Another successful freeloading venture!

2005-09-21T21:36:00.000+05:30

Today i had my english exam.
was good was good
went to Reliance Web World at camac street
like Quack once said it:-

Much coffee freeloaded!
Many school friends ass pwned!
Much fun had! (freeloaded fun)
Much Counter-Strike played!
Much food freeloaded!
Many old friends met!
Much money freeloaded!

And to sum it all up!
Much freeloaded!

THE PANTY SONG!

2005-09-19T15:33:00.000+05:30

(begin rapper voice)
This ain’t poetry!
I don’t write no poetry!
The Panty song!
(rapper voice ends)

(music begins)

This is the panty song,
So just go ring a gong!
We hope you all have fun,
Otherwise u can kick panty’s bum!

I know this guy called kanti,
Believe me he’s really funny,
That’s coz he doesn’t wear boxers or undys,
All he ever wears are PANTY’S, yes u heard right, panty’s Oh! panty’s!

This is the panty song
You should see his thong!
This is the panty song,
So just go ring a gong!

(Green Day Style)
We make fun of him everyday!
That’s cuz he’s so fuckin GAY!
He’s in love with cholestrol! (school friends will understand this)
Well, that’s cuz he’s got no balls!
(Green Day Style ends)

This is the panty song
So just go ring a gong!

He has his very own blog,
And my god it’s got as much sense as a log!
There he has his very own posts!
But all he does is boast boast boast!

He says he’s The Prince of Darkness!
Ya rite!The Darkness in his larkness!

THIS IS INSANE!

WOOHOO!

THIS IS INSANE!

WOOHOO!

THIS IS INSANE!

WOOOOOHOOOOO!

This is the panty song
So just go ring a gong!
We hope you had fun,
Otherwise u can kick panty’s bum!
(music ends)

k I will get dissing panty off my schedule for the next couple of days since exams are practically over!

Fooling Around.......

2005-09-16T18:26:00.000+05:30

hehe
I had planned for a long time and well finally did it!
While fooling Around with Windows Movie Maker I managed to create a Green Day+Dhoom(english)+some rock music mixed song!

Download,Listen,Enjoy~~

GD+DHOOM+ROCK MIX

To cut or not to cut......

2005-09-14T20:49:00.000+05:30

A "hair-raising" story.

ahem.Its been quite a long time since I last posted,thanx to fever/exams did not have the energy/time to post.
Though my exams are still going on I still wanted to write this and thus...

Every three months or so my parents force me into getting a haircut(damn it I like long hair).
well this is just a description of me going to the barbers.

Just before going to the barbers i saw my face in the mirror and damn ....... I realized i'm doomed.
my long hair(not that long)...my sideburns...my backlocks.......all gonna be cut off!!damn!! I don't wanna go !!!!
as i enter the barbers i see the long pair of scissors and shiver with fear.........Oh Noes! is he gonna cut it like last time when i looked like shit(face it I always look like shit after a hair cut).
The barbers says (in a verry Indian tone) -- saab! aaj keise katega?
me --- (I WANNA KEEP MY LONG HAIR GODDAMN UUU) "medium cut kar dena"

(plz don't mind my Hindi.....i suck at it T_T)

and thus the barber starts cutting my hair.
First he cuts off my beautiful backlocks..... :S :S :S :cry: :cry: :damnthisux:
then he shaves my sideburns.........:ohthepain:
and finally moves on to the top of my head which he doesn't "devour" as hungrily as he did with my backlocks(even with me constantly telling him "side aur upar ko saman rakhdo")
finally the dreadful torture is over.
I pay him Rs. 30 , look at myelf in the mirror , almost faint."Welcome back to uglyland!"
sad
sad
sad
and my friend panty.
He gets a haircut every month.
I pity the poor fool!

a test all of you should take

2005-09-01T23:06:00.000+05:30

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/personality

Shit happens

2005-08-30T21:45:00.000+05:30

Well there was this story building topic in a forum (www.kawabonka.com) (topic in question is "lets hv a kawa version of this game") (the topic is under "Anything Goes" and was started by reekingarchville) :-

reekingarchville -- The MAN wus abt to....

vivek-noob -- take a piss

me -- but decided to shit.

lethal -- Oh Noes, Not Again!

rap_star2000 -- but he tried and tried but cudnt ...

rap_star2000 -- so he decided to do sm thing else.

me -- but as he got up he felt like shitting again.

reekingarchville -- so he logged in at the kawa Counter-Strike server.

me -- and played the de_iwannashitnowbutamtoobusyplayingcounter-strike map

rap_star2000 -- then he shited while playin cs and pledged that he wud never shit ever again untill this story ends.

rap_star2000 -- ...shit happens....

rap_star2000 -- he then shuts off his pc and vows never to play Counter Strike ever again in this story...

rap_star2000 -- then he goes to save his girlfriend from godzilla......

me -- while fighting a humongous battle with GODZILLAAAAA he was about to use his super powered
omega gun with its turnsgodzillatoshit ray when suddenly.......
*FART*
Godzilla>>>"he dude brb.....need to go to the toilet"

reekingarchville -- godzilla returned wid a rocket launcher n fired 3 at him.

vivek_noob -- but luckily our hero had autoaim installed in his gun and thus with one shot he wiped godzilla off the face of the earth.

rap_star2000 -- but the 3 rockets the godzilla fired turned out to be his eggs ...and they hatched as soon as the godzilla died.... they started looking fer the guy who kill their dad(Godzilla) .....the autoaim installed in the gun also broke down ....

rap_star2000 -- now it was him against three baby godzillas....he thought for a second .....then squished them with his no 9 shoes .....now as the moment of peril was over,a dance scene with his girlfriend whom he had just saved started (just as in bollywood movies).....

me --
----5 days later----

GF : honey,u spend more time with the toilet than u do with me.
Man : coming!
GF : What your cuming???
Man : Yes!I'm Coming!
GF : Oh! for God's sake!I've had it with you!Goodbye forever!

(GF goes back in time.....and elopes with GODZILLA)

(and since GODZILLA never attacks.........man is still in the bathroom)

rap_star2000 --

........29 mins later...........

the man has a heart attack while he is in the toilet and he dies.......and sadly reborns at the very minute at the nearby hospital.....and finally has a name "dharmender"

since then 10 yrs have passed hes a young lad who loves spending time on his Playstation-Z and xbox ^Q^.......and has vowed never to shit again in his life ...

lethal -- Then one day he talked to himself and asked... "Is this the END?"

me --

Dharmender -- is this the end?
God -- It will be if you hold back sh1tting any longer
Dharmender -- No!I have vowed never to sh1t.Ever again.
God -- but why don't you understand.people are created for a reason.they are reborn if they do not fullfill that reason.
The reason Michael Jackson was created was so that the world becomes aware of ch^ld m0l3station.You,on the other hand was created to improve the world's sewage systems.For as long as you keep sh1tting,toilets will keep melting.Thus........
Dharmender -- and...
God -- And what?
Dharmender -- And your point is?
God -- JUST GO AND SH1T GODDAMN YOU!
Dharmender -- You could have told me that earlier instead of giving me a lecture on why i am alive :S
God -- all this sh1t is making me want to go to the toilet. See you lat-er Dharmend-er.

-------"42" years later--------

Dharmender -- AAAHHHHH!
Dharmender -- Goddamn whoever made me promise not to sh1t again.
Dharmender -- Sh1tting rox and that's that.
Dharmender -- And finally,i don't think i'm going to be ****ting for the next 5 minutes.Just enough time to go get a coffee.

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The topic got locked.............

The AAMD 2005

2005-08-27T13:24:00.000+05:30

This is a description of the lamest debate i have ever been to :-

I arrived late for school as usual

Saw a bunch of grade 10s hanging about near the auditorium.

Remembered that I forgot something and that I should remember what I forgot instead of remembering to remember that I forgot to remember something.

Went up to the grade 10s and asked them what’s going on.

One of them informed me that today was “the debate”.

I asked, “What” debate?

He said, “The Abbas Ammerjee Memorial Debate”.

I said,”Oh”.

While walking down the corridor I remembered last years Abbas Ammerjee Memorial Debate. It was one of the greatest events of the year (for me). (Of course the fest at LMG was much better but then again). I was in grade 10 last year and in my school’s Debate Club and thus helped in organizing. It was a great debate with many great speakers. I even got free food (pizza + coke) for helping out :) .

This year I did not expect it to be good (since the grade 10’ers of today lack the kind of people we had when we were in grade 10).

The thing is that not only was it bad, it turned out to be downright crap.

As usual we (grade 11s and 12s) were called down to the auditorium at 10 AM.

We reached. We sat. We waited. We waited some more. We got frustrated of waiting. We started making noise. We made some more noise. Finally it started (at 10:45 AM)

(Note: - The “We reached. We sat. We waited. We waited some more. We got frustrated of waiting.” part lasted about 1 minute. And the “We started making noise. We made some more noise.” lasted for the remaining 44 minutes).

Before going into the details of the debate I’d like to mention that every year the President, Vice President and the Secretary of the class 10 branch of the debate club make up the group which asks questions to the speakers after their speeches.(they are called the 3 "wise" Men)

The Debate started of normally but as soon as it got to the questioning (rebuttal) round it became a disgrace. Out of the 3 "wise" men, none could speak English properly. All of them made grammatical mistakes.

The topic of the debate was “Peaceful Dependence is better than Dangerous Independence”.

One of the questions asked by the 3 wise men was “What is your definition of Peace”. This question had absolutely no relevance to the speaker’s speech and well was as stupid as it could get.

(Oh yes, did I mention that the whole school laughed at the 3 “wise” men whenever they asked questions)

(And the “wise” men were taking turns at asking questions since none of them could ask proper questions)

(We also missed our lunch break thanks to the debate)

(And the worst thing was that after all the stupid questions the 3 “wise” men were still given FOOD.)

That reminds me I’m hungry.

:P

2005-08-23T15:39:00.000+05:30

well here is a really "interesting" thing u should check out.
this also explains why my site is not atts.blogspot.com

goto atts.blogspot.com and enjoy.

a dedication

2005-08-22T21:17:00.000+05:30

This is dedicated to everything stupid.
Thank you for being so stupid.
So extremely stupid that someone in the world has created this for you.
Now the best thing to do would be to continue being stupid for being stupid is just a state of mind millions of people have mastered(thought it came naturally to 95% of the people who have mastered the art of stupidity)
{the rest of the 5% consists of people who've mastered it naturally too}

[o and btw read the Disclaimer]

Hi!

2005-08-21T14:45:00.000+05:30

umm hi!
This golb was made to laugh at everything that is stupid(this means u).
if u r stupid u are gonna be laughed at here.
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ok if u didn't get what i said please repeat the following:-

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and if u did not understand that..........
how the hell did u get here in the first place?
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Answer:-
i know how use big tv?
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btw the odds of reaching attms.blogspot.com at random are 8,168,684,336 to 1